Reader Submission

Anonymous suggested: Darrell of the Wal Mart Rollback fame. Please. And do it soon.

Suggestions 5/25/10

1) From anonymous: I wonder what is the problem of using something like a good big vacuum cleaner and suck that stuff...It is coming out and rising...so Suck it!

Who will help?

Golf Balls. Dirt. Concrete. Trash....all ineffective in stopping the thousands of barrels of oil gushing from the leak at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico. Can't we do better?

I say...put Sally Struthers in. Or Charles Barkley. Or Sham Wows. How about Jesse James? Or even Justin Bieber. What about skinny jeans? Or Snuggies? Mother Jones Magazine...The list goes on.

The reality of the situation is grim. There is little that us non engineer geniuses can do. So, why not have a laugh?

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I will post them here, because hey...no one else has any better ideas.

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